"What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke." - Steve Martin

Thursday, May 12, 2005

Daily Showering Tip: Celebrity Edition (5/12/05)...

(The following celebrity showering tip was submitted posthumously.)

bobross

"Hi, friends, I'm certainly glad you could join me today. If you want a fluffy little afro like mine, I recommend using a nice leave-in conditioner. Now let's get back to the fan brush. We'll just load it up with some Van Dyke brown. And now a little Alizarin crimson. There. Now let's put a giant tree trunk right here in the middle of this mountainscape. There we go. A happy little tree. Super." -- Bob Ross, artist, 1942-1995

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