Joke of the Week that Nobody Except Me Understands Because I'm Super Smart and Everyone Else Has Limited Powers of Comprehension...
Rene Descartes sits down for lunch at a Parisian restaurant. The waitress asks for his order. He orders a hamburger. The waitress inquires, "Would you like fries with that?" Descartes says, "I think not," ...and instantly disappears. Cogito, ergo sum indeed.
posted by Tony at 8:27 AM
10 Comments:
It's more like Je pense, donc, je suis if you ask me. Choke on that smart boy.
8:43 AM
Hey, that sounds like French! What are you, some sort of fascist? The President said we're supposed to hate the French. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to finish eating my Freedom Fries.
8:55 AM
Ya'll can bouth eeeet me !!
9:35 AM
Sum folk'll never lose a toe, but then again sum folk'll...
10:29 AM
I don't get it.
11:52 AM
I bet your dorky-ass got a gold medal in scholarama.
2:11 PM
I usually perform well in any event or contest that ends in -rama. Scholarama, diorama, bowl-o-rama, dance-o-rama, barf-o-rama, swap-o-rama, bananarama, Rendezvous with Rama...
2:23 PM
It's more like cogito ergo HMM. Because it really makes you think.
9:34 AM
Please explain the joke to those of us who simply tune in for a shower tip. You really think people who need help showering are going to understand your highbrow sense of humor? I think not.
9:44 AM
I think, therefore I am? I think not and disappears? That's some funny shit.
10:26 AM
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