Daily Showering Tip (3/1/05)...

Showering in prison really isn't that big of a deal. In the movies, they always make it seem like if you drop the soap, some big, semi-retarded, bald-headed guy named Moose or Grossberger will immediately pounce on the opportunity to anally invade you while you're bending over to pick up the soap. Preposterous. In reality, Moose will pursue you slowly over the course of several weeks. Once you submit to his advances, he'll then gradually get you used to the idea of anal invasion. When it finally happens, it'll just be no big deal.