Daily Showering Tip (2/27/05)...

Maybe at some point in your life, possibly right now, you've entertained the idea of bringing the toaster into the shower with you. You've probably thought to yourself, "I'll save time in the morning by making my toast while I bathe." Well let me tell you something. Bringing the toaster into the shower is EXTREMELY stupid. Toast and water just don't mix. Can you say "soggy toast"? Yeah, I thought you could.

Coincidentally, the comic strip Soggy Toast is also EXTREMELY stupid.