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Friday, February 25, 2005

Daily Showering Tip (2/25/05)...

There's nothing more sensual than sharing sexual relations with your spouse in a hot, steaming shower. The smooth skin, the lather, the embrace...the passion. Just make sure you're both younger than, say, 45 years old if you're going to do this. I mean, any older than that would just be disgusting. A tangled mass of withered limbs writhing around in steam that only serves to make the decrepit skin even more wrinkled? No thanks. Don't wanna think about it.

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