Joke of the Week that Nobody Except Me Understands Because I'm Super Smart and Everyone Else Has Limited Powers of Comprehension...
Werner Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg says, "No, but I know where I am."
posted by Tony at 8:26 PM
6 Comments:
You think you're the only smart one:
"The more precisely the position is determined, the less precisely the momentum is known in this instant, and vice versa."
The Uncertainty Principle
Again, though - funny.
11:15 AM
Dork.
No, wait, I take that back.
Dingle-dork.
6:38 AM
It doesn't matter. You're still a homo.
8:59 AM
You know what? Screw you and this stupid blog.
9:02 AM
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Everybody just settle down now. Why can't we all just get along. Jimmy Joe, I want you to apologize to anonymous #2 because you are so much smarter than him.
Anonymous #2,
Domo Arigato
Mr. Roboto
Domo Arigato
Mr. Roboto
Mata ahoo Hima de
Domo Arigato
Mr. Roboto
Himitsu wo Shiri tai.
You're wondering who I am - secret
secret - I've got a secret
11:20 AM
I will not apologize for my genius.
1:40 PM
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