"What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke." - Steve Martin

Sunday, February 20, 2005

Daily Showering Tip (2/20/05)...

Defecating and/or urinating in the shower is strictly prohibited. Period! Well, with one exception. If you're following my earlier tip on 2/18/05 of air-drying yourself in the event you've forgotten a towel, and you find that it is impossible to hold your bowels or bladder any longer, you may defecate and/or urinate in the shower. Again, we can't have dead kids all over the house due to wet floors.

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