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Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Daily Showering Tip (3/29/05)...



SHOWER FACT: Queen Elizabeth I only bathed twice in her entire life. Once before a first date with a suitor, and once after the execution of her cousin, Mary Queen of Scots. In 1587, irrefutable evidence of Mary Queen of Scots' involvement in assassination plots came to light, and Elizabeth sadly succumbed to the pressure from her advisors to have the Scottish princess executed. After the execution, all Elizabeth wanted to do was relax alone in a hot bath surrounded by candles and soothing sounds of a babbling brook from a nature CD.

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