Daily Showering Tip (3/21/05)...

The Coriolis Effect does NOT cause water to drain counterclockwise in the northern hemisphere and clockwise in the southern. You see, the Coriolis Effect is an apparent force that is responsible for all of the large-scale weather events occurring on the globe right now. On the small scale of water draining from a basin, though, the effect is negligible. What does this have to do with showering? Fuck if I know. Hey, here's a riddle: What do you get when you cross an octopus with a monkey? Fuck if I know, but it sure can toss a lot of feces.