Daily Showering Tip (3/6/05)...

SHOWER FACT: When athletes "hit the showers" they don't actually rain blows upon the shower with their fists. It just means they go into the locker room and take a shower. Nothing more. And it makes sense when you think about it. I mean, why would an athlete be so angry with the shower? Was it the shower that cheated on him with the starting 2nd basemen? No, it was that no-good wife of his. That's OK, she'll get hers. One of these days, she'll get hers.