Homosexuality in America...

Demographics experts (demographers) estimate that about 1 to 2% of the population is homosexual. Well I have proof otherwise. It's actually way higher. How do I know this? Just check the current Nielson ratings. A show called "American idol" had about 30 million viewers on February 22nd. As we all know, contestants on the show tend to sing what I like to call "the gayest songs on the planet." Songs by Burt Bacharach, Dione Warwick, Barbara Striesand, and Whitney Houston to name a few. Not surprisingly, a quick Chi-squared test indicates a direct correlation between viewers of American Idol and the homosexuality of those viewers. Therefore, we know that at least 30 million Americans are homosexuals. The population of this country is very near 300 million people. Therefore, the conservative low-end estimate would be that 10% of the population is gay. After factoring in ratings from shows like "Queer as Folk", "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy", "Ambush Makeover", "Surprise by Design", "Trading Spaces", "Ready, Steady, Spaghetti" (I think I made that one up), "3-2-1 Contact", and "Law & Order: HVU" (Homosexual Victims Unit), a better estimate would be that 50% of the population is homosexual. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

QED