Papal Conclave...
As we all know, 115 cardinals are convening at the Vatican in a conclave to elect a successor to Pope John Paul II. But does it bother anyone besides me that an anagram for PAPAL CONCLAVE is NAACP CLAP LOVE? Are the cardinals trying to tell us in code that the civil rights organization loves "the clap" a.k.a. gonorrhea? That would be very troubling news. What would the NAACP have to gain by supporting a sexually transmitted disease? One can only imagine. But let's not jump to conclusions. Luckily, there is another anagram that may have a much more benign message:
VOCAL PECAN PAL
I think we all know a certain personified legume that is probably very good friends with a pecan:
posted by Tony at 10:09 PM
4 Comments:
What about "clean vocal pap"? Babies *love* clean vocal pap!
1:15 PM
Or better yet, the PPAC LOVE CANAL
And of course, PPAC = Providence Performing Arts Center. Those theater-types... hella-love canals!
1:31 PM
I'm pretty fond of these:
CANAL CAVE PLOP
CANCEL LAVA POP - Cancel my lava pop please. I'd rather have a snow cone.
1:56 PM
CAP PC ANAL LOVE - Republicans on Capitol Hill yesterday moved forward with a bill designed to cap PC anal love.
CAP A CLOVEN PAL - After splitting his best friend from neck to balls with a saw, Merle resisted then punching him in the face. He was reluctant to cap a cloven pal.
2:28 PM
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