What I might name my band if I had one and if I could play an instrument...

Marco Smurf and the Pepper Pirates
Hunt the Wumpus
Sloppy Joe and the Meatballs
The Cool Rockers
Pug Fugly
The Clowntown Stinkstars
Monkey Brewster
Jerk Store
Halliburton Ernie
F'd in the O
Bajingo
Guy Lightning and the Tri-City Dancers
C.H.U.M.P.
Zack Attack
Bass Turd
The Bagscratchers
Operation Underpants
MC Safety and the Caution Crew