Daily Showering Tip (4/14/05)...

Most people shower in the morning, but some people shower before bed. There are two schools of thought on the subject. Showering in the evening helps to save time in the morning before work. Just dress and go. Showering in the morning helps to wake you up. It also eliminates any "bed head" and "eye boogers." Plus, it never hurts to thoroughly wash your ass after a full night of farting 'neath the sheets. Hey, isn't that a church song? I think the chorus goes:

Farting 'neath the sheets,
Farting 'neath the sheets,
We shall come rejoicing,
Farting 'neath the sheets.

No wait, that was Bringing in the Sheaves. Nevermind.