Daily Showering Tip: Celebrity Edition (5/17/05)...
"As the only homosexual to ever play professional baseball, showering with a bunch of straight guys was pretty uncomfortable in the beginning. I had a hard time not staring, which made everyone else uncomfortable, too. So let me give you a tip. If you find yourself in this situation, do what I did and just go ahead and act on those gay urges and hit on your teammates. Chances are they'll probably let you do whatever you want to them in the shower because they know it'll help build team unity, which translates to wins out on the field of play. But you know, it's ironic. I won't go into details, but although I'm a catcher on the field, I'm definitely a pitcher in the shower." -- Mike Piazza, New York Mets
posted by Tony at 1:35 PM
5 Comments:
Nice
2:29 PM
No way he's a pitcher!
That guy's not much of catcher on the field but I'm sure he is in the shower!
3:19 PM
Nobody knows for sure. What we do know is that he's used to being on his knees all the time. And he tosses a lot of balls.
11:07 PM
Good work most days JJJ, but today's the low. A homo joke is cliche enough, but then you dip your ink in the Piazza well? Piazza = gay? JJJ = 9,344,545,435,435th person to go there. (you know where). Although your comment was a nice add-on.
10:16 AM
I assume you meant to write "dip your pen" rather than "dip your ink". As we all know, you don't dip ink. The pen is dipped in the ink. The pen is the dipper and the ink is the dippee, if you will.
At any rate, what guy hasn't dipped his ink (sic) in Piazza's well?
12:01 PM
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