Daily Showering Tip (6/1/05)...

If you're about to take a shower and feel a poop coming on, always poop BEFORE you shower, not after. That way, it's like the pooping never happened. You'll be so fresh. So clean.

Here's a song to help you remember, set to Outkast's "So Fresh, So Clean":

Ain't nobody poops like I do
I'm so fresh, so clean (so fresh and so clean clean)
I take a shower right after I go poop
I'm so fresh, so clean (so fresh and so clean clean).