Daily Showering Tip (5/23/05)...

In older homes with less sophisticated plumbing, flushing the toilet will have a dramatic effect on the temperature of the shower. Without warning, the shower will become extremely hot, which usually results in one pissed off bather. Here's a tip to prevent this from ever happening again. Let's say your little shit brother comes in and uses the toilet while you're in the shower. Of course he'll flush and you'll go ballistic. It's revenge time, so here's what you do. First, hook up a hot water line to the toilet. Then, next time he's using the toilet, burst in, grab his little face and plunge it into the toilet water. Now turn the shower on cold and flush the toilet. This will have the opposite effect of making the toilet water extremely hot. And there you have it. He'll have a face full of hot turd water. That'll learn him.