Daily Showering Tip (5/27/05)...

By the time she gets back to the garage after crashing on turn 1, lap 1 of the Indianapolis 500, Danica Patrick will probably be very sweaty and dirty. A bad, filthy little girl. In accordance with Indianapolis 500 non-rule policy document 29B, all hot, female drivers are required to strip off their racing suits and hose themselves down on camera. Take note, Danica. The world will be watching to see that you comply.

By the way, it should be noted that last year, Sarah Fisher started hosing herself down in order to comply with 29B, but was stopped by the committee because she wasn't hot enough. She was ordered to shower at home.