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Friday, March 11, 2005

Daily Showering Tip (3/11/05)...



When camping or hiking, opportunities to shower are few and far between. And portable showers just aren't practical. Your best bet is to find a waterfall that provides fresh mountain spring water. This may take a few hours or even a few weeks of hiking, but it'll be worth it. Stand under the waterfall and lather up with Herbal Essences® Fruit Fusions Dry/Damaged Hair Shampoo and follow up with Herbal Essences® Rainforest Flowers Normal Hair Conditioner. As you do this, throw your hair around wildly and cry out with delight. Then place both bottles strategically on a rock in the foreground. Make sure some lather is running down the sides of the bottles. Continue showering out of focus in the background. Toss in some fresh flowers and butterflies. Cut. Print it. Next commercial.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok it's tuesday and still no new shower tip since last Friday... I'm so confused I can't bathe at ALL. what up?

1:31 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No shit. I smell.

2:21 PM

 

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