Daily Showering Tip (4/1/05)...

Recommendations that teenagers simply "take a cold shower" when sinful, throbbing sexual urges surface is woefully inadequate to combat teen pregnancy in America. A better solution is, immediately after being born, to surgically remove the wieners and wombs of 50% of randomly selected infants. Or I suppose we could step out of the 1950's and tolerate masturbation as an alternative to teenage sex. Yeah, that's probably better than the mandatory surgical removal of infant reproductive organs. What was I thinking?