Daily Showering Tip (4/5/05)...

Steam from the shower can render the bathroom mirror temporarily useless. Running your wet hand across the mirror to clear the fog rarely works very well, and it takes forever to wait for the fog to clear on its own. Since there is really no good solution to this problem, you may as well have some fun with it and play a joke on someone. Try this: Enter a stranger's house, preferably when they aren't home. Head to the bathroom. Using only your index finger, write the words "KILL U BITCH" on the mirror. The words will pretty much be invisible at this point, but that will change later. Leave the house. When the homeowner takes a shower, the steam will fog up the mirror EXCEPT where the natural oils from your finger wrote the words. When the homeowner exits the shower, she'll read the words and all will have a good laugh.