"What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke." - Steve Martin

Monday, April 11, 2005

Daily Showering Tip (4/11/05)...

Dirt and lint can get trapped under toenails and between toes, so don't forget to wash these areas when showering. If you've got webbed toes like me, you may have to have them surgically separated so that you can properly clean between them.



(Syndactyly website)

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I got so excited that your toes were finally posted for public comment / scientific investigation / posterity / ridicule that I almost crapped my pants. Then I realized those aren't even your toes, JERK. Why don't you go back to Cuba?

11:06 AM

 
Blogger Tony said...

My toes, though webbed like the picture, are actually too beautiful to post. I needed ugly, gnarly, diseased looking webbed toes for optimum shock value.

11:29 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

more toenails that look like cornflakes, and the cartoons that live beneath them!

and another poll, please.

12:58 PM

 

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