Daily Showering Tip (4/8/05)...

The ASMA (American Shower Manufacturers of America) voted and came up with this as the absolute worst shower toy ever made...ever:



Remarked Chet Limplock of ASMA, "That woman looks like she's having fun, but ya know what? She's not. Inside, she's thinking, 'This has got to be the stupidest piece of crap I've ever seen. Why would anyone want to sing into a sponge microphone?' So basically, if you buy this, you are a loser. Luckily, it only costs...10 DOLLARS!?! WTF! I'll give you two bits for it. And then I'll take the sponge and shove it in your mouth. Can you sing now, jerk? Can you sing with a sponge jammed down your throat?"