Daily showering Tip (4/20/05)...

With obesity reaching epidemic proportions in this country, a greater number of people are simply too fat to shower. Some are too fat to stand, let alone climb into a shower. Some just plain don't fit in the shower. Baths are no better for the same reasons. You might think that sponge baths would be an adequate bathing alternative. Wrong. Sponge baths are ineffective in the long-term and should only be used in pornographic situations involving a female nurse and a female patient who checked herself into the hospital because her new boyfriend's huge wiener gave her back pains. The only viable alternative is for all of the public swimming pools in every town in America to designate Tuesday from 1:00 to 1:15 as bath time for the nation's obese.