Daily Showering Tip (4/22/05)...
Cracking an ice cold beer in a steaming hot shower is the ultimate nightcap after a long night of drinking. It's like a Nirvanic yin-yang of hot and cold, right and wrong, clean and dirty. What's cool is that when it's time to pee, you can just let 'er go, man. Who cares, right? Not me, man! Fuck it. I'm jus' gonna dzrink dis beer, an' take my fuckin' shower, an' go da bed. Mm hmm. Hey! Where'd my beer go!?! Oh, zere you are. On da soap dish. Soap is dope. HA! Soap-a-dope. Ali says soap-a-dope. Heya beer! You thought you could get away, didn'tcha? DIDN'TCHA!?! Weeeell I'm just put you in my belly then. Kay?
posted by Tony at 11:26 AM
16 Comments:
I recently stumbled across your blog. You are a sick and depraved individual. How a person's mind can work in such a demented fashion is beyond my ability to comprehend. As a God-fearing Christin, I pray that the Lord Jesus will have mercy on your soul.
4:53 PM
So, is that drunk-talk in today's tip or does the woman in the picture have an Eastern European accent (she looks it)?
Oh, and rebecca, lick a dick.
5:33 PM
Lick a d***?! It is filth like this from the mouths of our youth that is running this nation into the ground. I pray for you too, ryalut. Maybe you should try going to church instead of fouling up an already vulger and obscene internet. I will make it my priority to shut filthy sites like the one here down! God bless.
8:36 PM
Rebecca, for every time you pray for me, I'm going to kill three kittens. The ball's in your court.
9:56 PM
Rebecca, I think "Christin" chicks are totally hot!!! Lets get together and do things that will make Jesus say "Oh My God!"
10:01 PM
You are all disgusting perverts. I will continue to pray despite your sadistic threats.
I have contacted the FCC.
12:12 PM
Please don't censor me, Rebecca. Please!
5:20 PM
I don't think the Federation of Christian Communists has any authority here.
5:23 PM
How dare you call me a communist! I'll have you know that I am a proud Christian who voted for our president Bush to uphold high Christian, moral values. Maybe you should learn from him.
9:39 AM
Rebecca, why do you fear God? I thought God was supposed to be nice and helpfull? Is it because you're a Christin and not a Christian and God doesn't like people who can't spell? If that's the case, my freind Mac is going straight to hell because he can't spell for shit. Oh, and since you stumbled across this site and no one asked you to come here I suggest you have a warm cup of shut the hell up and go away.
8:36 AM
You are all correct. I am actually a huge cunt, and I apologize. I guess I just really need to get laid. And stop eating my own dandruff.
2:01 PM
You people all disgust me. All I am trying to do is clean up some of the filth that infiltrates our lives. For my efforts I am mocked and ridiculed. There may be nothing I can do to take down your site but you will eventually have to answer to a higher power. If that doesn't keep you awake at night, I don't know what will. You obviously have no soul. I'm sorry I ever stumbled across your site "uninvited".
2:13 PM
What is getting into me? I have to take my schizophrenia pills again.
I'm really getting confused, and so am I.
3:15 PM
Jerks.
4:42 PM
Don't listen to anyone here, Rebecca. You know in your heart that you're better than us. You're better because you're a Christian. You go to church. You read the Bible. You don't drink, dance or swear. You only do it in the missionary position...with the lights off. You're a good person. The only problem you have is that you're an annoying little twit who can't take a hint. Leave this place! "Get up, go away! For this is not your resting place, because it is defiled, it is ruined, beyond all remedy." [Micah 2:10] Go picket a planned parenthood clinic or something. Leave us to our debauchery.
7:04 PM
Well said
2:14 PM
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