Daily Showering Tip #100 (6/21/05)...

Are you tired of wearing plastic wrap or plastic grocery bags around your ostomy appliance when you take a shower?

Do you forgo showering as often as you would like because of the cost and time it takes to change your ostomy appliance?

Are you stinky because you don't shower as often for fear of damaging your ostomy appliance?

Do small children make fun of you for pooping out of a hole in your abdomen?

Then the Shower Gard* is for you!



Because if you're ostomy appliance gets wet, you're not just F'd in the A, you're also F'd in the O. Ostomy, that is!

*Warning: Of the 4 key areas of the body that require daily cleansing (face, armpits, crotch, asshole) Shower Gard does not allow 2 of those areas to be cleaned - crotch and asshole. Therefore, although Shower Gard guarantees that the ostomy appliance will not get wet, it does not guarantee a successful shower. In conjunction with the shower, the bather may wish to utilize other forms of bathing, such as a sponge bath or whore's bath.