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Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Daily Showering Tip (6/15/05)...

There are waterproof radios and CD players that can be purchased specifically for use in the shower, and listening to music or talk radio in the shower can be a rather enjoyable experience. But be careful when listening to "Jump Around" by House of Pain. Depending on your gender, you might injure your unrestrained testicles or breasts as they uncontrollably flop and slap and slap and flop about the shower.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also be careful when listening to "Jump" by Kris Kross or "Jump" by Van Halen.

9:03 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also "The Neutron Dance" by The Pointer Sisters.

10:45 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A viable alternative is the foam padded shower. This would allow you to enjoy the classic "Slam" by Onyx or "Shake the Room" by Will Smith.

1:30 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you have any suggestions as to what to install in the shower in order to fully enjoy "The Fuck Shop" by 2 Live Crew?

1:37 PM

 
Blogger Tony said...

You may have to install padded "glory holes" for that one.

9:41 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The best song for shower-dancing is the "Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats.

Remember kids, Safety Dance first!

1:37 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And don't forget to bring a towel!
Wanna get high?

3:39 PM

 

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