Daily Showering Tip (6/15/05)...
There are waterproof radios and CD players that can be purchased specifically for use in the shower, and listening to music or talk radio in the shower can be a rather enjoyable experience. But be careful when listening to "Jump Around" by House of Pain. Depending on your gender, you might injure your unrestrained testicles or breasts as they uncontrollably flop and slap and slap and flop about the shower.
7 Comments:
Also be careful when listening to "Jump" by Kris Kross or "Jump" by Van Halen.
9:03 AM
Also "The Neutron Dance" by The Pointer Sisters.
10:45 AM
A viable alternative is the foam padded shower. This would allow you to enjoy the classic "Slam" by Onyx or "Shake the Room" by Will Smith.
1:30 PM
Do you have any suggestions as to what to install in the shower in order to fully enjoy "The Fuck Shop" by 2 Live Crew?
1:37 PM
You may have to install padded "glory holes" for that one.
9:41 PM
The best song for shower-dancing is the "Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats.
Remember kids, Safety Dance first!
1:37 PM
And don't forget to bring a towel!
Wanna get high?
3:39 PM
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