Daily Showering Tip (6/3/05)...
Cleaning your neck is an essential part of showering. When was the last time you cleaned yours? Are you sure? I'm telling you, don't neglect your neck because here's what happens to those that do:
posted by Tony at 1:56 PM
7 Comments:
you know the drill!
2:33 PM
At least I have chicken
2:35 PM
Man, I'd like to get a hold of those goiters and stick my di . . . huh, nevermind.
4:00 PM
Stupid. Goiters aren't caused by not washing your neck. They're caused by manipulation of the penis and testes.
4:14 PM
Then that woman must manipulate her penis and testes ALL the time.
11:20 PM
At what point do you think to yourself "boy, this isn't getting any better, I guess I better get someone to look at this"?
Was she thinking "well, the largest of the three completely abnormal swellings is only the size of a tennis ball, so I guess everything is cool -- when it gets to be larger than a child's head, I guess I'll go to the doctor, because that's just nuts"?
6:40 AM
Maybe in her culture its a sign of fertility or some high status. Only the most important members of society are allowed to grow three disgusting masses.
10:52 AM
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