Daily Showering Tip (6/13/05)...

MacGyver once quickly improvised a shower using a bucket, rope, cheese grater, and duct tape. With the aide of an ingenious cigarette timing device, water flowed through the cheese grater and onto the head of an evil Columbian drug lord just as he was walking beneath the shower. This startling event caused him to drop his gun, which MacGyver quickly seized. Since MacGyver refuses to use a gun, he tossed the gun aside and, after a lengthy fistfight, eventually subdued the drug lord. His arrest indirectly prevented thousands of kilos of highly purified cocaine from entering the United States. To celebrate, MacGyver took a relaxing shower of his own, making sure to apply extra conditioner to his mullet as all mulleteers should.