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Thursday, July 07, 2005

Scratch that...

It looks like it's now a modified Bert-Ernie yellow-orange combo. The general threat remains at Bert, but the threat for the mass transit portion of the transportation sector is now Ernie. Nice color coded threat system, Homeland Security. Real simple. For Christmas, I'd like to see some red and green. A red Elmo threat for just the artificial Christmas tree portion of the Christmas tree sector combined with a general green Oscar the Grouch threat level. That would mean that artificial trees are gonna get all fucked up and shit.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I read that specifically bicycles are now at Elmo threat level, so watch out!

4:16 PM

 

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