Daily Showering Tip (4/25/05)...

The perfect licensing opportunity for any celebrity is to market their own soap-on-a-rope. What better way for people to remember you than to have them use your face to wash their armpits? It worked for Mr. T, didn't it? With Mr. T, showering has never been so much fun. Mr. T pities da foo' who don't use his soap-on-a rope! Clean is mean! Don't be a dope, buy my soap!

There is also an added benefit to using Mr. T-on-a-rope. As Mr. T dissolves, he becomes Gary Coleman-on-a-rope. I challenge you to find one person that wouldn't want to wash their arse with Gary Coleman.