Daily showering Tip (5/2/05)...

Beer showers are a special kind of shower reserved mainly for athletes. You'll usually see athletes shower each other with beer and champagne in the locker room after winning a world championship, for instance. From the perspective of the stands, though, it is important to realize that it is our duty as drunken sports fanatics to shower those athletes that absolutely piss us off with a nice, sudsy, 24 oz., 6 dollar beer. Because if he doesn't catch that routine fly ball next time, I'll be throwing batteries or cell phones rather than just beer.