Here's some stories I'm working on for Water Blogged Tuesday...
- "What's a brother gotta do to get a hurricane named after him?" by Xzibit, hip-hop artist and ride pimper
- "These crunchy and delicious Rold Gold® Cheddar Cheese Tiny Twist Pretzels are making me thirsty..."
- "The Indians may can call it maize, but I can still see big chunks of it in my stool..."
- "Things to do before a new conservative judge is appointed to the Supreme Court..."
- "My city has a bigger wiener than your city..."
posted by Tony at 10:33 AM
8 Comments:
Gotta do the "things to do before a conservative asshole takes the bench"
2:03 PM
Asshole, huh? You'd better hope you never need a strict constructionist to protect your favorite liberty. Now wash off that stinky patchouli and get a job, hippie.
3:28 AM
Yeah right. Scalia is all about protecting my liberties. "Since when can't I get an abortion?" "How do you know what library books I've been reading?" "What do you mean the Patriot Act allows you do search my house without a warrant?" Yep. Thank God for those strict constructionists. And it is God, by the way, because he's allowed in courthouses and publics schools everywhere.
11:40 AM
Wow, what the hell is going on here? Certainly nothing funny.
12:49 PM
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
What do gays and Cardinals fans have in common?
They both like Pujols.
6:13 PM
This isn't the discussion forum for The Nation?
3:13 AM
You know what JJJ? You dedication to this blog is disappointing. As many as five or six people rely on this for some comedic relief. You're letting us down.
11:40 AM
This blog used to be funny when someone actually posted stuff on it. This is bullshit!!!
1:29 PM
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